floral&stripes

Aug 8

some days? some days i love being 25…

it was quite fun. he is a little flamboyant for my taste but that is alright. unfortunately he isn’t rich, yet. haha. i was all excited to ride in his nice car but it was shitty. botch.

Feb 14

my cubical neighbor found the baby in the #kingcake and she propped it atop our cube wall. #cubelife #creepy #hilarious #lovemyjob (Taken with instagram)

Feb 10

a follow up:

me: “You attract what you are, not what you want.”

RT: oh hell no

RT: #dislike

RT: that means im annoying

RT: lol

me: HAHAHHAHA

me: then i am slutty and desperate

me: #truth

RT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RT: dying over here

Nov 7

#hilarious #ilovemymother

mom: I got your forwarded email. That was neat. That Oliver* you sent it to originally? I googled him. Have you seen his website, Johna? It's very good work.
me: Different Oliver, Mom.
mom: Oh. Okay. Because I googled him and you should really check it out. And you know, if I was able to find it that easy, then...
mom: You know.
me: Yeah, Mom. Different Oliver. And I am craftier than that! You know this.
mom: His resume is really impres---(cut off)
me: I know. I've seen---(cut off)
mom: He has his masters in--(cut off)
me: Yes. I know. He's shown me his portfolio and resume. Too bad he's gay. Different Oliver, Mother!
*names changed, of course.